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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people, Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink Chuck Norris text's while driving and nothing happens. Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room, There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live, The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably, When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably, Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

Chuck Norris can enforce an appropriate NFL policy before the super bowl, Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants, Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants, Atlantis was there but Chuck Norris happend. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis, The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. All your bases belong to Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch.". What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.